The Angry Indian Minute 4-7-11
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Can I Buy You a Drink?
By Eugene Johnson
About a third of the time I mention alcohol or make a joke about drinking to a white man, they always say something racist like “I thought you Indians couldn’t drink alcohol” or something along the lines of all Indians being alcoholics.
The last time this happened, I mentioned that I knew a lot of white men who were alcoholics. A white man said “don’t say anything about my white people,” which brings up another point: Why is it white men are only concerned about racism when it comes to white men whether or not it is actual racism? Ask them what they do about racism in general; or racism against blacks, Indians, Jews, Mexicans, Central and South Americans, Middle Easterners, Asians, etc., and one is met with only silence.
When I mentioned that I knew white men who were alcoholics it was in defense against the racism of the stereotyping by white people that Indians are all or have been alcoholics. I do not stereotype all white people as alcoholics. Alcoholism is an addiction that effects all races, societies, genders, etc., all over the world. I am capable of having an understanding that alcohol addiction can face any individual in spite of their race or gender. Not bad for a race that it was said of a few generations ago that we were incapable of thinking critically and thus unable to be educated. Hmmm!?
Just in case you are wondering, and I’m sure you are, I have never been an alcoholic. I’ve gotten drunk a few times in my youth. I drink beer and wine occasionally. My favorite drug of choice, however, is caffeine. Make a racist joke out of that!
So, when I mention alcohol or make a little joke about drinking, don’t make any racist comments about Indians and alcohol, and NO, I won’t ask you nicely! Of course, I could always mention about whites and meth. I know about you white people and meth.
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