Peter from Portland said he'd "never laughed so hard." Arthur from Aloha said "this is insane." 

When the clock strikes 13, it must be 11 o'clock on the last Monday of the month.  A healthy slurp of SRP will get you through the night...

A four-course meal served with a smidge of silliness, a pinch of pathos, a dash of the surreal, and a heaping helping of Love.

In this episode of the UBU hour it's Neocons in Hell. Feel the heat, smell the deception, taste the charred flesh, hear the screams of the neocons as they demand VIP treatment in Hell.

Warning this program contains explicit references to feces, poop, crap and virtually every bodily fluid inside your body.

STIGMATA GLORY HOLE, the second part of the Ubu Hour's surreal black comedy Second Life of Jesus the Avenger Trilogy.  In this episode Jesus is pursued by vicious Bleak Water contractors while trying to sabotage a Republican presidential candidate debate and hilarity ensues. This audio drama contains profanity, indecency, sex, violence, torture, perversity, male organ enlargement surgieries, lewd stigmata holes and other stuff that may offend a few people... perhaps more than a few people so listen to it at YOUR OWN RISK.

Second half of the Ubu Hour's March 2008 program.. More plundered bits of moivies both new and old, are collaged with speaches from Bush, Cheney and Rice to create a soundtrack of hallucinatory insanity... This one moves into the darker realms of imperialist conquest, violence and torture. Listen to at your own risk. 
 

Election Night Radio Theater: Cable news talking heads make sure they don't miss a single weasel word during coverage of Barack Obama's election.
Pundit: Randall Howington
Reporter: Kathy Fors
Written by S.W. Conser with Randall Howington

Van Gogh says, "Lend an ear..."

A short story by Seattle cartoonist Jim Woodring about the wonders of childhood and the mysteries of the great wide world is brought to the radio airwaves by director S.W. Conser and the One Take Pony players: David Chelsea, Zoe Loranger, Emily Young, and Mike Russell.

Join us for a senti-mental journey through the ether of a dissipating anum.

Featured selections (and respective start times):

With Apologies to Raymond Chandler (1:00)
Road Trip  (10:45)
Goodbye Helen  (19:30)
One Degree of Separation  (29:40)
Free Market Baby  (33:20)
Bong-O's  (38:45)
Almost Untitled  (40:40)

Postpone slumber for but another hour...images beyond the visible wavelengths await!

Featured Selections (+start times)

You're the Best/You Suck! (2:58)

...Part XV (8:20)

The Bored: Meeting (24:10)

Ballads (32:10)

Infomercial (37:05)

Craig Drives (42:40)

The eyes are the windows of the soul, Shakespeare once said, but what happens if these windows explode? THE NIGHT OF THE EXPLODING EYES is a shocking audio drama about eyeballs expanding and exploding out of peoples' heads. Written and produced by Rolf Semprebon and performed by Tinky, Helen, Conch, Steven, Chris, Spider Monkey, Rolf, Herb and Maria..     Warning: this piece contains profanity, violence, and even a depiction of skull fucking...Listener discretion is strongly advised.  

 Stay up late...Grab junk food...Run!...Leap!...Tackle!...Dream.

Featured selections (starting at):

Workin' the Nut Shift Part 1 (0:00)

Footspeed (3:25)

Workin' the Nut Shift Part 2 (18:00)

A Little Jumpy (21:55)

To Catch A Muppet (34:45)

Workin' the Nut Shift (47:25)

Any similarity between this broadcast and actual events is intentional...

            Names are unchanged to implicate the innocent...

                        Animals were harmed in the production of this program...

Featured selections (and starts):

Take My Retraction, Please! (0:00)

Dark, Cramped Escape (9:00)

iFant (22:30)

The Only Way To Travel (31:20)

A strange map to a mysterious treasure in the Oregon wilderness. A missing artist who drew the map. Competing groups hunting for something when they don't know what it is. These are only some of the elements in the riveting suspense audio drama of tonight's Ubu Hour, as we bring you IN THE VALLEY OF DESIRE AND DEATH, a gripping psychological radio theater thriller epic. 

Please note this program contains nudity, violence, and sex and is for mature audiences only.

In "Dreamtime Theatre", our hero traverses his psyche and encounters figures from his past that illumiate his guilt.  He then awakes after a psychedelic passage through mind-boggling adventures.....or does he?  Enjoy his trip through fantasy and reality as he faces the truths we all face each day.

Cast: Nicholas, Sara, Kirsten, Noah, Michelle & Deb

Writers: Liden-Madrano

Music by Alastair Cameron.

www.cameronmusic.co.uk

In a deleted scene from this month's Sub-Human Intellect Theater, two people ponder the future of America after the results of the Presidential election.

Cast: Kirsten & Noah

Writers: Liden-Madrano

Director: Noah Madrano

Join our "Man On The Street" as he interviews the usual suspects, with one or two twists, satirizing our current political climate.

Cast: Conch, Nicholas, RaScHo, Sara, Kirsten, Noah & Rolf

Writers: S. Gray James-K. Liden-N. Madrano

Director: Noah Madrano

Follow Dorothy and friends into a world of political unrest as "The Wizard of Odds" drops you far from Kansas.

Cast: Conch, Nicholas, RaScHo, Sara, Kirsten, Noah & Rolf

Writers: S. Gray James-K. Liden-N. Madrano

Director: Noah Madrano

Deleted musical sequence from "See You Next Doomsday!"

It's a breaking news story that quickly gets out of hand. Listen to what happens behind the scenes during this hour of madness... (Listener discretion advised: Contains vulgar language, sexual dialogue and lots of nudity!)

[This is the extended directors' cut featuring "Revelation 9"!]

Cast: RaScHo, Sara, Joyce, Kirsten, Noah, Rolf, Neil & Christina

Writers: S. Gray James-K. Liden-N. Madrano

The first installment of this multi-part series detailing a week spent in the psych ward.

Cast: RaScHo, Kirsten & Noah

Writer: Kirsten Liden

Director: Noah Madrano

Produced by Power T Productions

Join Noah and his crew for another adventure as they head underground and look for alternative ways to combat the apocalypse. Included in this episode is the first installment of Memoirs of a Psych Ward, and tips on how to make your doomsday bunker look great! All that, plus special guest Contessa de la Luna on Sub-Human Intellect Theater!

Cast: RaScHo, Sara, Kirsten, Noah, Erin & Contessa de la Luna

Writers: K. Liden-N. Madrano

Noah sits down with the one and only Contessa de la Luna, to discuss her program, The Confessional, as well as her live show at the Clinton Street Theater.

Cast: Kirsten, Noah, Contessa de la Luna

Writers: Liden-Madrano

Director: Noah Madrano

Gather the whole family 'round the radio to listen to the story of two tail-crossed lovers--Woofeo & Mewliet. You'll laugh and you'll cry at this unlikely love story between a dog and a cat, and their quest to unite their different species.

Cast: David, Karen, Jason, Kristin, Kirsten & Noah

Writer: Kirsten Liden

What ever happened to Kirsten and Noah after last month's underground trans-dimensional adventure that began with the end of the world? This is probably the closest we'll ever come to finding out...

(Also contains the next chapter of Memoirs From the Psych Ward)

Cast: Jason, Kristin, Kirsten & Noah

Writer: Liden-Madrano

The second installment of this multi-part series detailing a week spent in the psych ward.

Cast: Jason, Kristin, Kirsten & Noah

Writer: Kirsten Liden

Director: Noah Madrano

Produced by Power T Productions

The third installment of this multi-part series detailing a week spent in the psych ward.

Cast: Caitlin, Jason, Kristin, Kirsten & Aaron

Writer: Kirsten Liden

Director: Noah Madrano

Produced by Power T Productions

A listener writes in to the show, requesting some clarification on the Sequester, so we turn it over to our very own Sequester Jester, Lester!

Cast: Kirsten & Noah

Writer: Noah Madrano

Director: Noah Madrano

This is the bulk of the new material from March's episode... basically everything except for The Wizard of Odds (which can be heard here). Includes the intro, letters and this month's installment of Memoirs From the Psych Ward.

Cast: Caitlin, Jason, Kristin, Kirsten, Noah, Aaron & Lester

Writer: Liden-Madrano

The forth installment of this multi-part series detailing a week spent in the psych ward.

Cast: Jason, Kristin, Kirsten & Noah

Writer: Kirsten Liden

Director: Noah Madrano

Produced by Power T Productions

This is the first half of April's episode. Includes the intro, letters, Random Moments and this month's installment of Memoirs From the Psych Ward.

Cast: Jason, Kristin, Kirsten & Noah

Writer: Liden-Madrano

Director: Noah Madrano

A young maiden has a dream: she wants to meet the Prince so he will fall in love with her and take her as his wife. But how to get the royal lad's attention? That is a dilemma that she seems unable to resolve until she meets an old, mystical creature with special powers and a very unusual name that must never be spoken.

NOTE: Includes an extra sing along at the end that didn't get broadcast due to the show running long.

Cast: Jason, Kristin, Kirsten, Noah & Chimsey

Writer: Kirsten Liden

In this long-lost episode of the original 1960's TV series Star Trek, the crew of the USS Enterprise must stop a bad robot named Jay Jabrams from making any more movies based on their lives. On their way to track down this bad robot, they encounter a couple of Orion twin sisters who find it is quite easy being green.

Cast: Jason, Kristin, Nicholas, Kirsten, Drew & Noah

Writer: Noah Madrano

The fifth installment of this multi-part series detailing a week spent in the psych ward.

Cast: Drew, Kristin, Joyce, Kirsten & Noah

Writer: Kirsten Liden

Director: Noah Madrano

Produced by Power T Productions